See How They Run

[if_she_hollers]

Hey!

I've totally got a question. How does like, this magic stuff work, and can I like, totally learn it? It can't be like, that hard to like, wave a wand around and make things happen right? You guys like, totally make my job obsolete. Here, I've got like, a wooden broom and everything, so I'm halfway to being a witch already, right?

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[brbpouncingyou]

I think there's some kind of focusing or something to use magic. But hell if I'd know.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, focus? I am so on that.

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[brbpouncingyou]

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[[Awkward silence is awkward.]]

Uh... lady?

[if_she_hollers]

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OK! So like, my house should totally be on fire now, right? But I like, don't smell any smoke

[findingponies]

Omg that's, like, totally not how it works! And, like, don't go around saying that because, like, back in the day they totally burned witches at the stake!

[if_she_hollers]

Oh my god, we like, live in the 21st century now. Burning witches is like, so out of style. Now we just like, make them hereos in kid's books.

[artwithknives]

I think you need magic circuits to actually get anywhere...

[if_she_hollers]

. . . Circuits? I like, totally know about those. Electricity, right?

[artwithknives]

Sorta...but inside the body.

[if_she_hollers]

That's just like, silly. There's no electrockity inside your body unless you get struck by lightning, and like, I don't want to learn magic that bad.

Ed is a jerk, sorry.'

[braided_icarus]

'Magic'? Pffft. Hardly. And you don't need a wand for alchemy.

Ini is an annoying ditz, sorrier. =P

[if_she_hollers]

Like, ohmigod, I can so do magic if I wanted to. It just like, takes focus. And I've got like, focus in spades; you just wa --

Oh oh! Change of topic, but like, I heard the vampire girls are totally having issues, so now's like, your perfect chance for revenge. Back on track now.

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So like, what were we talking about?

[braided_icarus]

[...] You keep telling yourself that.

And is that so? How do you mean?

[if_she_hollers]

Well, like, I was walking by their house when it like, collapsed. Then I like, decided it would be a good idea to go home. Really fast.

[timeforjam]

Yeeeeah they're good. Thank you thank you.

[if_she_hollers]

You're like, totally welcome. I just wish like, I could use this magic stuff so I could've done it better.

[timeforjam]

No no, it's okay.

[if_she_hollers]

OK. So like, I know it's totally rude to ask but I'm like, dying of curiosity. Why do you like, have a boy's name?