Murder She Wrote

[if_she_hollers]

Like, me?  Murder?  Gosh, this is so totally exciting!  It's like some sort of mystery novel come to life.  I like, wonder who the real culprit is?  I can like, totally assure all of you that I have an airtight alibi.  I was totally asleep in bed all of last night and like, no one can prove otherwise.  Know like, what I think?  The real murderer's

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[bustydefense]

I'm actually relatively certain you had nothing to do with it.

[if_she_hollers]

Like, thanks! I'm like, relatively certain, too.

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. . . Sorry. Maya's a good kid. And Wright . . . Pft. Well, I'm sure the two of 'em will turn up soon enough.

What's your take on all of this? Seven were taken. Seven imposters. Sounds to me like someone's saying seven people on that list really are murderers. Wouldn't that be something?

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[bustydefense]

Maya and Phoenix and Matthew and all the others are fine.

We've been working through everything we know. But even if it is some kind of puzzle, there's no reward for solving it.

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[if_she_hollers]

Like, yeah. The reward is that all of this crap stops.