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When do bones stop growing?
Though I'm sans a job, I'm looking forward to this semester. I know faces now, and I'm interested. AIDA! -
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My tits are sagging. I think they might be melting. Damn Tuscaloosa's humidity ( Read more... ) -
summer laze
The heat did it. That's the excuse we're all giving today!
Stats in my social psych book prove it--murder rates are positively correlated to ice cream sales.
Speaking of ice cream, I'm plus ten. Now to harness this new monster.
On va! My Art History book beckons. Sweet, sweet modernism!
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We're all famous (o)n a web
Wow. Apparently you have a tendency to go apeshit and E-mail random advice to my proffies. This has nothing to do with the Irish one who called you an ass for pointing out an indiscrepancy between his lecture and a passage in a ( Read more... ) -
Fast Times at University Life
J.H.C., the secrets they've uncovered for meee!
Can I draw you a picture?
Everything links because we make it link.
Should have known--
the science of common sense.
I'm not burning out--
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i'mbaaaaaak
To sum up summer thus far:
- Moved in a rank 1 bedroom apartment
- Stopped wearing a bra and contacts and embraced my inner geekdom to repel frat boys!
- Learned a bit of Flash
- Became an animation fanatic
- Became overworked/underpaid graphic designer, marketing consultant, radio DJ, and web designer all at once!
- Bonnarooed like the beatnik hippie I ( Read more... )
- Moved in a rank 1 bedroom apartment
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When they ask me, I will answer in all seriousness that Captain Morgan wrote my paper for me. -
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Vonnegut's death is old news. So is Boy Wonder. So it goes. -
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Three days without sleep
and you're asking Alice
why she has it out for you
Thousands of coincidences
blow through the brain
with a queer sensation
It's a motherfucking revelation!
A dissertation
of the week-long epiphany:
GET LAID.