( how much of a movie whore are you? )

happy birthday eve!!! it took you long enough to catch up to me lol. just.

i have so many damn things to do today. these are just a few of the things task master whorebag has given me:

1 dishes(that includes wash, dry, put away)

2 make my bed

3 wash floors, and sweep them

4 try on a bunch of damn clothing

5 get stuff together for the damn horse show this weekend

6 walk around in the almighty 'FuckChuck boots'

7 scoop dog ( Read more... )

YES!!!!! i think i have it in the fucktarded damn perverbial bag for westlake high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit, it took along time to convince my mom, but shes going to see if they take out of district transfers (which i already know they do, but she "has to make sure" blah blah blah) but we ( Read more... )

i just went on memegen and took about a million quizzes... one involved a certain mr. travis barker and a carrot... I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!*clocks trav, grabs carrot, shoves it up his ass, yells, "NOT IN YOUR DREAMS TRAVIS BARKER!!!"* sorry trav. another one had to do with tom, on a roof, and a zucchini. another one was with mark, a pair of hand ( Read more... )

i just found out that theres a guy in audioslave named Tom Morello lol

i just watched National Lampoon's Van Wilder. it was a HOOT, im serious, it was one of the most hilarious movies i've ever seen

happy belated birthday to ava(7.15.05). i baby sitted 10 8 year olds on friday but it paid off because i got $100 for it. it was a nitemare. we saw charlie and the chocolate factory, it was a HOOT. i think johnny depp was at his hottest. i think he resembled, quite closely in fact, the appearance of none other than our good buddy marilyn. i have ( Read more... )

got these from oncelovedxyouth:

and...

pink hummer? the vanilla icers? baby blue? fuck, i dont know whats happening to the internet

holy shit, my mom is pushing this horse thing WAY to far. i love horses, i love foxfield, but i dont like being alone for 10 FUCKING HOURS 3 OR 4 FUCKING DAYS A FUCKING WEEK. jesus christ, she always says to the dog before we leave the house, "dont worry duchess, we'll be back soon." but does she say anything of the sort to me when she abandons me ( Read more... )