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So, the Boy being almost 9 months old, I have now had quite a few months of Sandra Boynton books. Great stuff, really, in children's books. At least, I thought it was, a few months ago. Umpteen repetitions later, even "Moo, Baa, La La La" begins to get to you

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[mcniadh]

Wasn't there an X-Files episode about the Ninjapotamus?

Maybe that was real life.

[_earthshine_]

The real question on my mind, then, is what happens when a Ninjapotamus decides to visit Belly Button Beach? Does this inherently stealthy creature also stand around in bathing suit too little, hoping that you will admire the button on his middle? ...or does he somehow squelch his love of his belly-b in favor of his obviously more important need for secrecy?

(It's quiet now. What do you say?)

[tsobo]

In "Your Personal Penguin", a small flightless aquatic bird continually professes deep devotion to a hippo! I think you may be correct--Boynton is indeed a propaganda tool for the Ninjapotami.

Sadly, it appears my son has already been indoctrinated...