sitting on my bed, listening to angsty rock songs

[ificouldbreathe]

My top 5 dream jobs:

5. Becoming a member of a non-profit organization such as Save the Whooping Cranes (Grus americana), which, if you didn't already know, are the most endandered bird species in the US. That would be an awesome job- I would probably get to go around protesting and marching and maybe even getting to commune with the cranes

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[rose_noire]

3. Official food taster for Prince William. Is there even a job like that somewhere? I bet there is. I bet the person gets to eat all this great royal food and get to mingle with the royal family, esp. Prince William himself. (What I mean by royal food is that it's all made by Cordon bleu chefs and must not only look awesome but taste awesome). Of course all that hanging around with Prince William would probably mean we'd end up going out or something, because familiarity breeds likeability. (Yes, I know I just made that saying up, but it's my journal so shut up.) This dream job would naturally end with us getting married, me becoming a princess, and us living happily ever after. Unless of course someone poisoned the food I was tasting thus ending my young existence and leaving William so broken-hearted he'd go into seclusion and build a statue of me out of twigs and mud.

-good luck with that