oh philadelphia

[ifiraisemyvoice]

i just walked out of trader joes to find 2 total crack heads unscrewing the bolts on my front wheel. i walked over to my bike, and they got up and acted all nonchalant.. and i was like, "are you fucking kidding me" and they took off. if i hadnt been in such shock, i probably would have killed them. if i had been a minute longer, i would not have

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[betti_b_mine]

"are you fucking kidding me"
thats my line.

[theexgirlfriend]

sharon's right. it is her line. i've been hearing that shit for yearsssss.

[claireity]

let me know next time when you wanna kick someone's ass for trying to steal your bike parts. you know i'm there.

[ifiraisemyvoice]

word