Unexpected visitor

[ifkaramazov]

This morning the other girl on my staircase knocked on my door. When I opened it, she began, "I don't know if you've noticed,"----gesturing behind her to where I could see into the shower through an open door, and saw various bottles of shampoo, soap, etc., scattered all over the tiled floor; I wondered what reason anyone would have to push a group

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Close Encounter

[ripfoster]

Six other ways to break the ice with a pigeon (besides "Hello"):

"I'm sorry, this staircase is for finalists only."
"I warned you what would happen if you didn't take a break from revising."
"Get your own shampoo."
"Do you like Dostoyevsky?"
"Which Dostoyevsky is your favorite?"
"No, I haven't seen her. Why don't you try the window?"