Cooking and yoga and staying out of harm's way.

Going to bed early because I'm always exhausted.

Tea parties and daily trips to the grocery store.

Because I'm lonely and celibate.

Because this is now my life.

So now I'm lead to believe that Krusty and Dana were going to wait to start things up, but it was all Dana. She was just so eager to get the ball rolling. That fat bitch ( Read more... )

So since I last wrote, there have been a few new developments ( Read more... )

I've decided to make a list of the pro's and con's of being in a relationship. This is my form of therapy. I'm slowly but surely losing my fucking mind, so just let me go ( Read more... )

I'm really sick of thinking and talking about all of this, so I'll just make it short and sweet. But not sweet at all, because I'm feeling every emotion imaginable and it's making me want to vomit. Keep in mind, all of the following events took place this past weekend ( Read more... )

In a matter of days, everything has changed. Well, not really. Krusty has always been a selfish, competitive, alpha dog. But I'm realizing that he really only cares about himself. He still hasn't taken me out for our Valentine's Day dinner, or paid me back the $100 he borrowed, or painted my robot like he said he would ( Read more... )

I don't know exactly what we talked about, so I guess it wasn't too important or that big of a deal. Who knows ( Read more... )

So Krusty and I need to have a "talk" of sorts. I just feel like I'm not a priority to him and getting fucking high always comes first. And last night we had plans and I didn't hear from him at all, not even a text message. His family is going totally poor and all this other shit's going on so I'm trying to understand, but if he can't handle a ( Read more... )

"That's why you're my girlfriend, you're bad-ass."

I really don't have a whole lot to report ( Read more... )