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Have fun on your vacation, honey. And here's some advice from an 84 year-old woman: If you ever wind up in a place like this, don't fall in love with anyone in here ( Read more... )

1. Someone egged my car, just one egg, I have no idea when.
2. I damaged a guy's pride so much, he left the bar.
3. Went on an interview that was straight out of The Twilight Zone.
4. Stayed in Friday, Saturday and Sunday night.
5. Finished I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell finally.
6. Psyched for Key West and not having to go to my piece of shit job for ( Read more... )

So...Nash just called me. His number was the mysterious number that I had a missed call from the other night. I haven't seen or spoken to him in probably six months to a year.

Hello?
Hey.
Who's this?
Eric.
What the fuck do you want?
Just wanted to...uh...see how you were doing...
I see. Well I'm just fine.
Should I not have called you?
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Happy 55th Birthday to Uncle Jimmy. I stopped at the cemetery after work in the rain and brought gerber daisies to his grave. I cried a lot and wiped snots on my hoodie and probably offended many, but I knew I just had to go today ( Read more... )

It went away. I have no idea what it was, I don't want to know. I feel better and that's all that matters. I hope it never comes back.

I got pretty drunk last night because I had today off, and have nothing but 8:30 shifts until Monday. It was my night to party, so I did. Shannon, Annmarie, Nina and Sam partied with me. Charlie came. We talked about ( Read more... )

By night, I feel almost normal. But once morning comes again, the feeling is back.

Dad thinks it's high blood pressure, or "something that requires a boatload of tests to figure out". Ignoring the problem sounds like the best solution. I'm not the biggest fan of doctors anyway.

On the lighter side, I had a pretty decent weekend off. Went to a show, ( Read more... )

The headaches won't stop.

Deanna says it's because I don't drink enough water, but I know better.

My right eye keeps twitching, I'm easily confused and it feels like the walls are closing in. I can't sleep and when I do, it's not real.

Well, I really don't know what it is. Maybe I'm finally going insane.

Yesterday would've been Mom and Dad's 34th wedding anniversary. Andy was acting pretty strange all weekend, and we all knew why ( Read more... )

Wren, Harry Potter, margaritas, Cracker Barrel. Yeah, I had a good night.

Today I went to the dentist and he told me that my teeth are fucked up. DUH. And apparently, I need to get braces. Thanks, asshole.

Andy said, "We'd better hold onto our wallets, honey."

I did assorted productive things after that, which made me feel a little better.

Alexis and I ( Read more... )