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[iforkyou]

[his handwriting is angular, bordering on sloppy, it's obviously that he's writing quickly and with very little care.]Took two days for that goop to fully wash out

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[moonlit_mirage]

I take it you are a new arrival. Welcome to Edensphere. Oceans, I have heard, occasionally show up in the wilderness.

I am Crow. Do you have a name?

[iforkyou]

Occasionally? That's real fucking nice. They just disappear from time to time?

I might. You interested in knowing what it is?

[moonlit_mirage]

Yes, they do.

Ah, well, I would say yes but you've already introduced yourself to Want-san.

I hope you settle in well, Fury-san.

[iforkyou]

The politeness. It's really damn annoying.

But, uh, thanks. I guess.

[nobodysheroine]

Ah, it's always good to be greeted by a ray of sunshine in the morning.

Welcome to the Dollhouse. You've just been Punk'd. Only nobody's laughing.

[iforkyou]

My pleasure, sweetheart.

[nobodysheroine]

Oh and a charmer to boot.

Seems like you're having no problem making friends.

[iforkyou]

Well. I have you, don't I?

[distant_dragon]

Are you always this pleasant in the morning, or did you merely not get enough coffee today?

[iforkyou]

Coffee? Are you offering?

[distant_dragon]

Picking fights with my friends is not precisely the right way to get me to part with some of my supply.

Generally I require more pleasant behavior than that.

[iforkyou]

Picking fights? Do you magically go blind and deaf when your "friends" are the ones picking the fights?

My mistake, then. You might want to see a doctor about that.

[lemonshine]

Awwww, looks like somebody missed his morning feeding. To be frank with you, the only person who seems spoiled here is you. The rest of us make do with what we have so you should do the same.

[iforkyou]

And you must be Captain Hook.

[lemonshine]

Captain Hook?

Nope, I'm Lucy. :P

[iforkyou]

That sucks. You would have made a really fucking wonderful Captain Hook.

Lucy. Close enough to Wendy. Are you cute in a nightdress?

[unlostsoul]

In my opinion? The goop never totally goes away.

Anyway, welcome to the giant treehouse/dollhouse/loony bin! I'm Want, and I can't help much with cigarettes (try the market) or booze (definitely the market) but if you want a fistfight, you probably just have to say it enough, and someone'll oblige. There's no shortage of those around this place.

[iforkyou]

That's wonderful, another ray of fucking sunshine.

Want, eh. Cute name. Anything in particular you're wanting?

I'm Fury. Nothing cryptic there.

The market will be my first stop. Thanks.

[unlostsoul]

Har har. Honestly? I am more of a DO NOT WANT guy. I can give you a whole epic poem of things I don't want. The wanting list is more select.

Yeah, happy to help? This place is a pain in the ass all the time, but the first few days are the worst. So, you know, if you need anything, just write?

[iforkyou]

Should have thought harder 'fore you picked the name? I'd ask, but I have to admit that I fucking hate poetry.

I was starting to think that the unifying theme here was all about assholery. Thanks, man.