i feel absolutely no remorse in saying that i happen to be very happy right now.

also, no guilt in openly threatening those who threaten my pending love affair with chris walla (except sammi, who kind of has dibs as well).

i:'l,i-ke/ pu*n`c{tua?t()i0!n. periods for pretention.

happy fall ya'll

sorry world, but maroon 5 is not, i repeat, NOT in any respect, good at all

you can stand in the pouring rain all you want honey, youre not going to be loved
YOU WILL GET THE CLAP YOU PROSTITUTE

so theres some bad news ( Read more... )

this just about sums up my summer ( Read more... )

top three things i do during my day:
1. read roald dahl
2. eat
3. combination of the above

it will really be a trajedy when school begins...i am debating on whether or not to go

dear lovelies,

i am about to go to camp. send me email so that all of the other kiddies think i am cool.

campermail@campedi.com put my name in the subject line and include a return address so i can send you a letter back

have a good summer hoezzz

i'm so happy that i am now an rhs peer conselor!!!

oh wait...i'm not

"God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments (as a nation) have come when we have faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens and for the people of other lands" - George W. Bush ( Read more... )

why did the confederacy lose the civil war?

the book entitled Why the Confederacy Lost isn't helping

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club ( Read more... )