Star Trek: Into Darkness
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Holy shit you guys. Omfg. They are lying liars who lie because I'm pretty sure they said it wasn't but IT WAS FUCKING WRATH OF KHAN. AND IT WAS AWESOME.
Benedict Cumberbatch's voice, omg.
And PIKE. How could they kill PIKE? And then! All of the things! Unexpected Mickey the Tin Dog! Uhura has ten ton brass balls. And whatshernametheblonde is really Carol Marcus. And Sulu's poker face is fucking awesome. And Spock! He cried! And also he killed a volcano! Not at the same time! AND THEY DID THE WINDOW THING WITH THE HANDS.
I'm still waiting for nuSpock to give the line. "I am and shall always be your friend." And my brother wants to hear nuSulu to say, "Oh my." Because George Takei. And they confirmed New Vulcan. And I just knew that even if Spock didn't want to tell Spock about his pastfuture, he would tell him about Khan because seriously that guy. And I was right. And somehow I don't even know why I knew there were people in those missiles.
AND KHAN IS NOT DEAD. THEY WERE VERY CLEAR ABOUT KHAN NOT BEING DEAD.
AND NOW THEY'RE ON A FIVE YEAR MISSION. FOR REALS.
Going to see this another day in Imax 3D because we went to the little local place and they don't have 3D and lets face it, those cheekbones? In 3D? And the space battles too, of course. And Spock chasing Khan and jumping from shuttle to shuttle in midair. That too. But mostly cheekbones.
In conclusion: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!