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[ifuwant2bloved]

Okay, so! It's Valentine's Day, the day of hearts and candy and love and junk like that. So clearly it's time for a Hotness Meme, because I haven't done one since September and now I have four characters instead of two. And also, since I got Hidan and stuff may have changed or whatever, this'll also be a relationship meme. Two great memes for the

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[necessaryevil]

'Sup Hidan. :D

I will do the reverse relationship meme thing later this evening, when I have more time. XD

[feelsyourpain]

Hidan does not like Itachi. This should not be a shock. However, he also doesn't actively dislike Itachi that much. Mostly, he thinks he's incredibly boring and if he HAS been in camp for a year (which Hidan still does not completely buy) clearly camp has made his brain rot because "S-ranked missing-nin who killed his entire clan" and "guy who bakes cookies" don't mesh in any way that doesn't come off as comedy. Plus, since Hidan thinks of Itachi as being completely humorless and dull, he's a prime target for Hidan to antagonize because... yeah. Very mature and stoic person over here. At the same time, since Itachi HAS been in camp longer and is, to Hidan, an emotionless logic robot, he's someone Hidan can pester for information since this is a new and bizarre scenario. So it's very much a "I don't like you and I'd sooner mock you than anything else but you have your uses" thing.

Stacy, conversely, likes Itachi and should pester him again. And... I really have no clue why Stacy likes him, it really perplexes me in the best way. She

[gloves_come_off]

YO~ Kodachi!

[getrhythmic]

I think the only thing relationship-wise that is substantial and/or has anything new to be added since the last one like this which was in... November, I think... is on Kodachi regarding Kyon.

She's... ah. Less mad at him than she was a few months ago! Not that she doesn't think it's completely improper to simply leave without saying anything to her (despite the fact that she and Kyon 1.0 weren't really friends or anything), but since then more of the same has happened and then Akito/Agito left and said goodbye and for whatever reason this pinged her miniscule traces of abandonment issues here and there and that's the reason why she actually wanted to talk to Kyon instead of playing the word association game on Sunday night. Because it's not the same Kyon but it's still Kyon and he's still incredibly serious and kind of dull (in an inexplicably endearing way) and good for conversation, so. Yeahhh.

BUT YOU REALLY CAME HERE FOR THE HOTNESS MEME, CLEARLY. These are pretty much all hypothetical, mind you.

Snake flatlines and Manji

[morespecial]

Part of me shouldn't be wondering if Hidan lusts after Sasuke's hawt hawt pirate suit. SO WHAT ABOUT TEMARI TOO, I GUESS.

[feelsyourpain]

Part of you?

Annnnyway, Hidan has only spoken to Sasuke once but for some reason he found the conversation to be hysterical. And... and I'm not quite sure why. I think it's because he's under the impression that Sasuke is even more humorless than Itachi is, and moreover he comes off as being prone to hilarious Angsty Teenager Moments. So in other words, he comes off as an easy target for Hidan to be a total asshole to. Because Hidan is very mature, oh yes.

Temari, elsewhere... well. Hidan gives her points for having a spine and being able to trade insults and banter, but after a certain point he gets sick of it. Hence his "okay bored now let's get to the fighting" response after a while. So half of the time he wants to mock her and half of the time he wants to kill her. Yeah.

And now, getting to the new hotness.

Sasuke
Kodachi: 6
Hyde: 1
Stacy: 7.5 (-.5 because she would find him really intimidating)
Hidan: 1

Demyx
Kodachi: 5
Hyde: 1
Stacy: 7
Hidan: 2

Yuuri
Kodachi: 3
Hyde: 1
Stacy: 5
Hidan: 1

TemariKodachi: 4

[soundslikepi]

I PLAY Vash, Dante, Ed, Ticky, Luke and Riku but the only people that APPLY are Vash to Hidan |D HOW'S YOUR BIBLE?

[feelsyourpain]

Hidan totally still has that bible! ... somewhere. God, he's probably lurking in a cave or somesuch as far as his living situation goes. He also hasn't read any of it yet because he's saving it for when finding things to kill really gets that old hat but he WILL.

As for Vash himself, Hidan, being the type of villain who is hilariously unaware that they aren't actually a major villain and are, in fact, just a minor hurdle to be jumped over, thinks Vash's claim that he could stop him is comedy gold. Because shyeah right like anyone could stop him. Beyond that, Hidan doesn't really think of him as much other than "total dork, kind of annoying." He's glad to have the Bible, though, not because he's incredibly interested in other religions but it's good to have fundamental knowledge about the competition so you can explain why Jashin is clearly superior