well. any number of things couldve happened. i prefer not to speak of any of them, but ill give you the options and you may chose the answer you prefer. a. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, after taking a cab back to my house i fell in my driveway, therefore busting my face. b. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, after hitting some military dude in the face he retaliated and hit me back, therefore busting my face. c. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, walking home from the bar i was attacked by a random dog, therefore busting my face. d. i was out late and i was quite drunk, i decided how awesome it would be to hit myself in the face, therefore busting my face.
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wait no i called you and left a message earlier.
call me back!
xo
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promise.
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-h.
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who would want to hit me in the face?
i mean, seriously.
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i prefer not to speak of any of them, but ill give you the options and you may chose the answer you prefer.
a. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, after taking a cab back to my house i fell in my driveway, therefore busting my face.
b. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, after hitting some military dude in the face he retaliated and hit me back, therefore busting my face.
c. i was out late at night and i was quite drunk, walking home from the bar i was attacked by a random dog, therefore busting my face.
d. i was out late and i was quite drunk, i decided how awesome it would be to hit myself in the face, therefore busting my face.
you decide, its better this way, trust me.
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