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ifyourenasty

003 }{ MORGAN VS THE MUNCHIES

May 14, 2009 15:15

So I went and looked in the kitchen for breakfast tomorrow and I was like, wow, all we have is fifty condiments and like...a couple of eggs and some beer and leftover cornbread muffins and a bag of Bugles. Obviously this means grocery store time, because that was very little except ketchup and cornmeal products ( Read more... )

jesus bob what button did you push, chuck!, auntie em auntie em, you are here, i know it sounds crazy, is this a pineapple situation, socially awkward, so going to get fired, future looks grim

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hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 20:42:11 UTC

I don't think you should ever do anything that involves duct tape and gas masks. I think this is a curse.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:48:40 UTC

Can I do stuff that involves duct tape or gas masks as separate entities? Because I feel that may be necessary in some situations.

A lazy curse? People need to be cursed that way?

hotdogstomake May 14 2009, 22:52:00 UTC

Just as long as you use the duct tape for constructive purposes.

Not everyone is born with the same talents that most people who work at the Buy More are born with.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:57:19 UTC

Could you maybe give me a list of non-constructive uses so that I have it on hand for reference?

I wasn't born with my talent, Sarah. I've worked very hard for many years to become the champion amongst men of avoiding actual work that I am.

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voice; ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:49:26 UTC

I've been told this by people before. In fact, I've been told this by you before, John.

Usually you hit me after. Or hand me a mop.

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voice 1/3; ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:58:59 UTC

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horrible_penny May 14 2009, 21:14:34 UTC

I think I'd say curse? I feel fine, and you seem fine, so not everyone's spending the day unconscious.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 22:49:57 UTC

That is a really good point, making you a very smart lady. Thank you!

horrible_penny May 15 2009, 02:19:28 UTC

Aw, thank you.

linoleumfetish May 14 2009, 23:36:17 UTC

If it is I think someone ran out of ideas.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:39:45 UTC

It's kind of clever...I guess. I mean, if you think about it. Throw a giant spanner in the works with as little energy from the deities as possible, right? Make it worse and we could be our own ruin. Death by sloth.

linoleumfetish May 14 2009, 23:43:30 UTC

But where would they be if they finally killed us all? No one left to torture.

ifyourenasty May 14 2009, 23:45:52 UTC

There is more than one kind of death in this world, my friend. Death of the body, death of the mind, and death of the soul.

And probably some other kinds I forget right now.

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sword_boy May 15 2009, 00:12:34 UTC

Unless you start seeing strange gases or other features that would dictate the use of gas masks, they're more or less useless. Curses tend to hit without provocation. Our perception of medicine is at times useless.

ifyourenasty May 15 2009, 00:46:08 UTC

So basically all we can do is put a paper bag over our heads and kiss our asses goodbye?

sword_boy May 15 2009, 01:01:58 UTC

No. The paper bags would be even more useless.

In honesty, the best way to deal with it is to take it in stride.

...and if that doesn't work, you could try your default manner of relaxation.

Ah... Now I want to go running through the City in Clock Up... and take pictures while I am at it.