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ifyouweremine

LOL

Oct 24, 2009 11:22

...I'm pretty sure our exterminator was just flirting with me. Both times he's been here (once to spray the whole house for ants, and again today to re-spray the kitchen and bathrooms), he's been very friendly and chatty and kept asking about my life and interests and telling me about his (even though I looked like a mess both those days, as I was ( Read more... )

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pippopippo October 24 2009, 16:46:51 UTC

get it, girl~

If only they make 'em all like Bradley. Or Colin, for me.

ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 17:16:15 UTC

Well he was okay-looking, but no Bradley James! If someone that looked like Bradley James was flirting with me, I would have clung like a limpet to his leg until he agreed to go out with me, LMAO ^___~

Relevant Question kick_flaw October 24 2009, 16:59:48 UTC

...but is he cute?

Once, when my family was moving from Florida to New York, I think I was like...16? Going through my goth phase, hanging out in the living room breaking old CDs into shards with my hair in my face. Anyway, one of the moving guys totally hit on me the whole day, only was a creepy, skinny sort of middle-aged guy who looked like he might tripping.

It was foul. SO YOU SEE HOW MY QUESTION IS TOTALLY IMPORTANT.

Re: Relevant Question ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 17:29:04 UTC

He was alright-looking, and he was about my age, but, TBI, the first time he was here I was busy being antisocial (haha, I was babysitting one of my cousin's daughters and watching Sponge Bob) and today I was more concerned about moving all the junk off the kitchen counters so he could get spray there, and once I realized, "Oh hey, he's FLIRTING," I was too shy to really look at him, because I'm fantastically awkward in this way. Basically, these are my social skills IRL:

LOLLLLL

BTW, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BB??? I MISS YOUUUUU #GLOMPS#

Re: Relevant Question kick_flaw October 24 2009, 17:46:38 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS. SO FUNNY. Oh my god, I can't picture you being that awkward, for rilz. You have such a way with words online! Oh man. Maybe next time he comes out you can make ridiculous jokes at him, and charm his pants off like you do mine. *smooch*

I'm glad he was not a skeevy creeper, anyway.

DUDE DUDE I MISS YOU TOO. Graduate school is hard stuff. My fannish activity has been reduced to reading the occasional fic and posting late at night on memes. The rimming meme, OMG. GO THERE.

You should email me. Or something.

Re: Relevant Question ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 18:55:58 UTC

"I Love You, Man" is the (hilarious) movie that clip is from; the whole time I was watching the protagonist's horrible phone conversations with the guy he was trying to become friends with I was, like, "HOMG, THAT'S MEEEEEE!"

I'm only usually that level of awkward with strangers or when I'm calling family members to tell them happy birthday (I'm really comfortable with family, but I still have no idea what to SAY to fill the silence in happy-birthday phone calls. I'll be, like, "Happy birthday! You're the king/queen for the day, so enjoy yourself...because it's your birthday...so enjoy yourself!"). I need time to think of how to phrase what I'm thinking or decide how to respond to somebody, otherwise it comes out all awkward and lame. LMAO, TMI MIRANDA IS TMI. #FACEPALM# ^___~ <333 (BTW, my mom is, like, the most social person EVER. I'm, like, "WTF, HOW ARE YOU EVEN MY MOM? DID I GET MY RETARDED CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS FROM DAD ( ... )

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joygoddess October 24 2009, 17:09:34 UTC

Good for you! Awesome. Hugs!

ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 17:33:33 UTC

Thank you, hon! I'm not going to do anything about it, but it was a pleasant surprise anyway. ^____~

mordyn4 October 24 2009, 17:19:36 UTC

When I lived in Mississippi, the apt complex had given the exterminator a skeleton key and he'd let himself into your apt after one knock. He came in while I was in the shower many times.

Unfortunately he was an elderly man.

Yankee never did get used to living in the South.

ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 17:36:42 UTC

Ugh, creepy! Who lets themselves into somebody else's apartment after one knock, anyway? He should have only used his key if nobody was actually in the apartment. Sorry you went through that, hon!

mordyn4 October 24 2009, 17:46:28 UTC

Well, he had the whole complex to get through every month and I'm sure he had other complexes to get to as well. Besides, there was no way I'd get out of the shower for someone knocking. He did walk in yelling his arrival every time. It didn't bother me after a while, but having to HAVE an exterminator come in every month, gross. :P

ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 18:58:19 UTC

IRONIC ICON IS FULL OF IRONY, LMAO ^___~

Wow, he had to come in every month? Ewww. Was he a really bad exterminator or were there just a lot of bugs?

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twasadark October 24 2009, 18:00:51 UTC

YOU'RE A SEXY MOFO, BB!

ifyouweremine October 24 2009, 19:02:47 UTC

I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A SECOND TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE AWESOMENESS OF YOUR ICON, LMFAO ^___^

Hehehe, thank you, BB! #SMISHES# Actually, the first time he was here I was all, like, ANNOYED that he kept talking to me, and then I was, like, "Oh. Oooooh. He's flirting! I see. #headscratch#" I am not so quick on the uptake, bwahaha <333