Group Swim? :D

[igaveudejavu]

Alice is...

In top form this week!  I've gotten my alone time with Jasper in, scheduled meetings with several professionals for the wedding (Edward, don't forget you have to meet with a tailor in a few days), consorted with Esme to allow Haine and Badou to experience the pleasures of a spa, with the help of my staunch female allies purchased suits

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[nicotine_patch]

FUCK YES!! I'm gonna be so fucking badass looking. I bet I'm gonna do a shitload better this time, I won't drink half the pool. OLYMPIC SWIMMER, BADOU NAILS!! HE'S ON FIRE, HE'S ON FIRE, ON FIRE IN THE GODDAMNED WATER!! THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD!! HSSSHHH.. HSHHHHH... HEAR THEM ROAR!!

I wish they made waterproof smokes. I'd never fucking get out. Whats your suit look like, Alice?

[igaveudejavu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! 'He's hot, he's hot, he's SOOO HOT! SMOKIN!!'

My suit's sort of a pirate flag! It's got a skull and crossbones and everything :D

[nicotine_patch]

PAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Sexy! Pirate wench of the motherfucking Indoor Pool. I think they have rafts and shit in the back, you can commandeer the shit out of all of them.

[igaveudejavu]

Why, thank you ^_~ I THINK I WILL!!! :D

[nicotine_patch]

Do Edward's have skidmarks on them?

From tires, I mean.

[igaveudejavu]

Haha, I didn't check, but I don't think so... darn! Next time ; )

[nicotine_patch]

They're still amazing. How are you gonna get him to wear them? Sic Bella on him?

[igaveudejavu]

That was the plan, yes. Also, I was hoping the "if you wear them, Edward/Jasper will wear them" ploy would help smooth the road with both of them...

Between Esme, myself, and Bella (and hopefully Emmett's enthusiasm) we'll manage it :D

Can you get Haine into his?

[nicotine_patch]

Also! Also! Will you help me out with something?

[igaveudejavu]

Yes, of course

[nicotine_patch]

AWESOME!! I'm behind in the Mooning Edward Competition because that fucking day with the horseback riding. My ass was not in commission until the day after, and Haine's up by like five now, the cockless shitbag. Can you predict where Edward's going to be walking today, and when I should be waiting in hiding with my ass sticking out?

[igaveudejavu]

Well, you've forgotten about the pool... Moon him in there a few time ^_~ Shall I call your room whenever I get a vision of a good spot?

[stonecoldrose]

But I do so love seeing Emmett in a Speedo.

[nicotine_patch]

Aw, gross.

[stonecoldrose]

Didn't anybody ever teach you the facts of life, Badou?

[nicotine_patch]

I fucking well know the facts of life don't include seeing another man's junk in colourful spandex.

[troublemagnetxp]

CARS? owirakd Do you think he'll really wear them?

Phantom of the Opera! New York is... really fun. Really.

[igaveudejavu]

If you want it bad enough ; )

By the way I have several Jenny Lee gowns picked out now... I promise this is one of the ONLY things you'll have to do for the wedding, but we need to find a dress you like (i picked out some unorthodox ones, just for you!)