A Challenger Appears: Creepy Segway Guy

[iggdawg]

So there’s this guy at our place with a Segway. You know, the dorky pogo stick with wheels that middle age yuppies and mall cops think are really cool. Well, this guy thinks it’s real cool. And he’s fucking creepy about it. I first heard about CSG one saturday morning when Emily came into the apartment after doing something or other downstairs

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[annabellissima]

*LMAO* That's hilarious. And creepy. The car and the segway make me think he's a mall cop by profession and trying to get the handle of his mode of transportation on the job ;)

How old is he, you think? Maybe he has some weird medical condition.

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[anonymous]

Really.