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[igniform]

You know, all of this drama and complaining which I'm staying waaaay far away from had me thinking. Discedo should have it's own sort of news cast! Or, weekly reports! Not by those guys, you know who I'm talking about, but what about if there were a few of us who did announcements? I've noticed some people get confused, and then for some it's

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lol Yuffie

[msterbrighteyes]

Need a cough drop?

lmao

[igniform]

No!

Do you have them in grape?

[msterbrighteyes]

Sour lemon. Open up.

I know what I need to know.

[igniform]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Sour lemon sounds like your kind of flavor Cloud, and I don't wanna end up like you!

You never know what might be helpful!

[herowithparasol]

A Great Ninja? And a Reporter! Well you'll have the scoop on everything!

[igniform]

I know, it'll be great! So many people will owe me!

They kind of go hand-in-hand, don't they?

[herowithparasol]

Wait- You're going to use it for indebtedness and bribery?

[igniform]

A little...

I'm not going to go overboard with it, really! I know better than that.

[worldrestorer]

But where would you broadcast it? On the communicators?

I know Mr. West is coming up with a news... thing, or something, so maybe you can talk to him about that idea too.

[igniform]

I have a pretty loud--and beautiful! Totally beautiful, not annoying--voice when I want to. Broadcasting it shouldn't be a problem.

If he wants my help, he'll need to ask for it. I'm thinking about just using my Ninja talents to my advantage for now.

[worldrestorer]

You're going to run the show on your own? Good luck with that... but at least there isn't a lot of fancy equipment around here to be worried about.

[igniform]

Fancy equipment is the last issue right now. And Discedo is swimming with issues!

But having a microphone would be great... It would give me that much more of a professional look! Since that's not an option, I can do without one.

[covered_wars]

How'd you like a job under my paper?

[igniform]

Job? Huh...

Do I get anything out of this job? I have a few requirements, I'll give them to you once they're organized and ready!

[covered_wars]

As long as you pull your weight, you get a tab over at Shinji's restaurant, the Northern Lights. I better not catch you slacking off, though.

[igniform]

What?! You're going to have to try harder than that, old man. I don't drink, I don't like drunks, and it looks like his place is going out of business anyway!

[insinuo]

More organised announcements would definitely be helpful.

What kind of broadcast was it?