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[igniform]

Okay guys, this isn't funny. Is this meant to be a joke? Vincent? Man. You're so morbid. Not only do you need to ligthen up, but you should probably work on your sense of humor. I could help you out with that if you want! We could go prank Cid, and--

[Low growling can be heard in the distance, and when Yuffie speaks again it's a small bit

Comments

[nomakothx]

... Great.

[igniform]

You think you're unhappy? Why would my subconscious dream up you?

[nomakothx]

That's a horrifying thought.

This isn't a dream, kid.

1/2

[igniform]

Hey! Don't insult the strong and powerful beauty of Wutai! I'm 19 and soon enough I'll be 20! ...

[igniform]

This is getting too complicated for a dream.

We get a welcome packet? Gimme! What's in it? There has to at least be one materia sphere, or else it's not much of a packet.

[igniform]

I guess this time I can forgive you guys, since it's out of your hands. Still not much of a welcoming packet...

Yeah, I kind of noticed when these rotting dogs started chasing after me. But I'm pretty good at outrunning them and hiding! I even took down a few, I would have taken them all down but the smell it's just EW!

If there's a better piece of real estate here, I'd be impressed.

[bloody_reverie]

A nightmare? YES. It is. I AM.

Welcome to hell. New soul.

[igniform]

Do you think something like that is going to scare the Great Ninja Yuffie? I've encountered chocobo's more frightening than that!

I can't be dead. I just got done saving the world, and a soul as pure as mine wouldn't end up in whatever your idea of hell is.

[bloody_reverie]

Can't it? Your soul is not so PURE as you think... you have sin. Darkness.

Confidence is a trifle... you will fall. Just like the others.

Come to me.

[igniform]

You really don't know who you're dealing with, do you?!

Sorry, but a pathetic bad guy like you's not worth the Great Ninja Yuffie's time. Let's see your ego take THAT!

[earthsmasher]

Welcome.

Sorry, you're kind of stuck here... Do you need help finding a place to stay?

[igniform]

Not for long! Your savior is here!

I don't think it makes much of a difference, but anything without blood and guts would be nice right about now.

[earthsmasher]

Any of the apartments on that map (besides Latimir) would be a good start. I think they all have available rooms...

[igniform]

Got it!

What's wrong with Latimir?

[onceahuman]

It can be, more often than it should...

Anyways, welcome to Discedo. Are you okay?

[igniform]

Don't worry! Now with me here, things are going to go in a brighter, and materia filled direction!

I'm not happy, but I'm okay.

[onceahuman]

I don't know what materia is, but it can't be any worse than what we've been through so far.

Good enough.

[igniform]

Materia's the best! It's like Mako, it has the power but it's not addictive and doesn't screw up your eyes!

I'm the Great Ninja Yuffie! What's your name?