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[02:35] YesThisIsAPC: you know what I really want to see?
[02:35] CasielleRO: ?
[02:35] YesThisIsAPC: live action adaptation of The Big O.
[02:35] CasielleRO: that
[02:35] CasielleRO: would be so
[02:35] CasielleRO: awesome
[02:35] YesThisIsAPC: yes it would
[02:36] CasielleRO: wilmer valderrama could be dorothy
[02:36] YesThisIsAPC: ...
[02:36] YesThisIsAPC: ...
[02:36] YesThisIsAPC: ...
[02:36] CasielleRO: he has the perfect face
[02:37] CasielleRO: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wilmer_Valderama_LF.jpg
[02:37] CasielleRO: we could fix the rest
[02:37] YesThisIsAPC: man
[02:37] YesThisIsAPC: I never really looked that close at his face
[02:37] YesThisIsAPC: but jesus
[02:37] CasielleRO: John Cleese as the Megadeus*
[02:38] YesThisIsAPC: man
[02:38] YesThisIsAPC: who would play Norman?
[02:38] CasielleRO: Jesse Jackson, of course
[02:38] YesThisIsAPC: man
[02:38] YesThisIsAPC: stop ruining my dreams :C
[02:38] CasielleRO: you...
[02:39] CasielleRO: you don't want to see Vladimir Putin as Angel?
[02:39] YesThisIsAPC: ...
[02:39] YesThisIsAPC: I didn't say THAT.
[02:39] CasielleRO: you practically did!
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: I'm just saying
[02:40] CasielleRO: screw you, I'm going to pitch my concept to Fox
[02:40] CasielleRO: I'm sure THEY'D love it
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: Yeah, well I'm going to PARAMOUNT
[02:40] CasielleRO: it involves Wilmer Valderrama
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: because I have some fucking SELF-RESPECT
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: *storms off*
[02:40] CasielleRO: Man, what has paramount even done recently?
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: uh
[02:40] CasielleRO: feels like ages since I saw their name on a title
[02:40] YesThisIsAPC: let me check
[02:41] CasielleRO: oh
[02:41] CasielleRO: they bought dreamworks
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: Cloverfield?
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: fuck
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: I don't want paramount anymore
[02:41] CasielleRO: so pretty much everything dreamworks has done, now
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: oh
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: they did Transformers
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: ...
[02:41] YesThisIsAPC: THEY'RE DOING IRON MAN.
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: HOW COULD I FUCKING FORGET THAT.
[02:42] CasielleRO: OKAY
[02:42] CasielleRO: YOU NOTICE HOW THEY HAVE ALL THE COOL FILMS NOW?
[02:42] CasielleRO: I'M DOING PARAMOUNT NOW
[02:42] CasielleRO: SINCE YOU LET GO
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: TOO LATE
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: I CALLED IT\
[02:42] CasielleRO: NO
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: WAIT
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: FUUUUUUUCK
[02:42] CasielleRO: YOU RESCINDED
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: WELL
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: YOU'LL HAVE TO CHANGE ALL YOUR IDEAS
[02:42] YesThisIsAPC: BECAUSE THEY WON'T TOUCH PUTIN
[02:43] CasielleRO: FINE
[02:43] CasielleRO: THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF JOHN LENNON AS ANGEL, AND LINDSAY LOHAN AS MEGADEUS
[02:43] YesThisIsAPC: MAN
[02:43] YesThisIsAPC: YOU KNOW THEY'D MAKE YOU USE HER AS DOROTHY
[02:44] CasielleRO: MAN
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: AND YOU'D GO "BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE"
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: AND THEY'D GO "WE'RE PARAMOUNT"
[02:44] CasielleRO: SHE TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE THE BODY
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: AND THEN THEY'D SEND IN A GUY TO RAPE YOU
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: EXACTLY
[02:44] CasielleRO: MAN
[02:44] CasielleRO: THE UNFORTUNATE REALITY IS SHE'D BE ANGEL
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: EHHHHHHHH
[02:44] CasielleRO: AND I'D GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT WHAT THE HELL MY GOD
[02:44] YesThisIsAPC: WE NEED SOMEBODY WHO CARRIES MORE CLASS THAN THAT
[02:44] CasielleRO: THIS IS THE AMERICAN MEDIA MACHINE
[02:45] CasielleRO: "CLASS" TO THEM REFERS TO WHERE THEY SIT ON A PLANE
[02:45] YesThisIsAPC: MAN
[02:45] YesThisIsAPC: I'M STARTING MY OWN MOVIE COUNTRY
[02:45] YesThisIsAPC: CEETOPIA
[02:45] YesThisIsAPC: AND OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL BE A MASH-UP OF OH CANADA AND AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
I wish I could masturbate with the dusty remains of Henry Purcell's enchanted digits.