Oh this cracks me up!

[ignoramouse]

A friend just sent me this joke in his e-mail. It's about the

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[theantijoss]

LOL! Okay, the ones I understood were freaking hilarious. The rest... well, I can probably assume they were too. *G*

"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in."

Guess: If we forget about this shit, maybe we can get a beer.

What's a BO Basher?

My favorite was the guy who wanted to phone his old lady so she could tape him on the news. *snort*

[ignoramouse]

BO basher is deodorant.
Took me a wee bit to figure that one out myself... bashes the Body Odour *G*

That really is Glaswegian at its thickest. I had to look up a dictionary for "banjoed". Turns out its "where a higher skilled established person is beaten by a lower skilled ruffian." *G* Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary.

[theantijoss]

BWAH! I use the urban dictionary all the time to figure out what the kids are saying these days. *G*

BO Basher. Hee!

At least I already know what a boot is, or I would have been totally lost. ;)