April 17: Today I

[ignoramus]

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[anonymous]

assassinated a teddy bear on the shady streets of rural indiana?

[weirdscenes]

no man, its one of those rare superhero bears that fly through the skies of rural indiana. this one chose to betray the secrecy of his secret identity and contacted his friend, the magic photographic bike wheel. the purpose of this extra publicity was, of course, to gain exposure for the next state senate race where the superhero bear party is hoping to gain more support this time. last election, they had only slightly more votes than the green party.

[ignoramus]

You're both weird.

[jillmcmill]

lost a cherished friend off the side of your bicycle?
i'm sorry.

[ignoramus]

It's okay. I only loved him for his scarf.