Smile On Me
To Whom It May Concern
1. Your real name: Kyle
2. What friends call you: poohead/weinerhead
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: poohead
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I dont want a different name
5. What is/are the ugliest name you can think of?: Fletcher or Poop
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Yurtle
b. goose: Mortus
c. dog: Waffles
d. cat: Kitty
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: well since there isnt a song about me Id have to say that a song that kind of is about me would be umm In Fear And Faith by Circa Survive
8. What would you name your kids?: Boy: Quincy Girl: Linda
9. What would you name a ship you built?: The El Kyle
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: The Monsters In The Closet
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: probably
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: I dont know
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: DUUUDEE Ive ripped my pants like 2 times at school
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: haha no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope
16. Nearly drowned?: YES!!!!
17. Passed out?: Nope
18. Had a crush on somebody: yes
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yeah except I live in San Diego
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Every day of my life. Those giraffes are furious
21. Caught people having sex?: not yet
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: yesterday
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: EWWWWWW
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: thats gay
25. Made a wish that came true?: Yes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...about fish
27. I'm only racist towards...fletcher
28. I don't even know why I'm...listening to Dave Yaden
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...girls
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...fart in church
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...six things that cost 1 dollar
32. It's hot. I should take off my...socks
33. It's always more fun if you...listen to the toilet flushing
34. You can't eat steak without...fork and knife
35. You better shut up before I...go poop on your bed
36. I really like you and everything but...I really got to go to the bathroom right now
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Ask him to do it again
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: This man (points to myself) dont have no car
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: AHHH!!!
40 You burped while giving a persuasive speech in class?: nope?
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: that'd SUCK
42. You had three wishes?:
1. Tacos
2. Something to drink
3. A new guitar.
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal - stuff legalize - going poop
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: haha you dont want to know
45. You had a time machine?: hahaha that would be cool
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: haha FOX sucks.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: find the cure for the disease I had
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: both
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: future
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: middle
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy? Fight Club
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Hardcore?
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: I like my birthday July 17th for those who want to get me presents!!!
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: haha my room is like both of em combined
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary for one day?: none
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: both
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninja fighting Pirate In Space
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: OMG!!! THE RED VAG. OF COURAGE (inside joke..alan and kevin know)
60. Driver: The Bled - Dale Earnhearts Seatbelt
61. Yoga: Palaties
62. Bakery: Niall
63. Roach: Maricella
64. Mushroom: Grass
65. Sprung: HAAHA FLETCHER WHEN HE SEES NATALIA
66. Exotic: GIRLS
67. Pythagorean: Tacos
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: A girl and a guy or Guy and Guy or Girl And Girl
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: Pretty, Nice, Fun
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: Bad People
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: Fletcher
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: A- Alan, Kyle, Dog
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: Talked TO ME