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[ignorereality]

i picked some fresh welch's grape-juice flavored grapes today and wondered how the shit i didn't get the super organized unhuman neatness gene that the rest of my family has. at any given time i have ten cds out of their cases, a box of markers, an old shoe box full of candles, a hammer, an old purse, and a broken phone base on my bed. and i say to

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[lizzie_borden]

when you've got to beat bears off with a large stick.

why not just use your hands?

sorry lol I HAD to say it

btw, bears hybernate in the winter so you could just sneak up behind them and strangle them with your dick tracy shirt and have bear-kabobs and bear ribs for the rest of the winter while keeping warm with your nice new bearskin blanket and bear paw slippers.

[ignorereality]

yeah didn't think about the hibernation thing i'm an idiot