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[ignorereality]

today a customer got snippy with me, and i was exhausted so i got snippy back. as she was leaving, she said 'you're lucky i don't slap you'. without thinking, i said 'with what, your foodstamps card.'

i'm lucky i didn't get fired

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[loregiver]

Fired for that?
I'm lucky I live where everyone knows I can be a smartass I guess.

[colostomy_bag]

Lucky would've been if you -had- been fired.