ALL YOUR SWANS ARE BELONG TO ME

[ignorethemess]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Adam!

1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Adam!
2. All swans in England belong to Adam.
3. Adam was named after Adam the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
4. Baby swans are called Adam.
5. If Adam was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!

Comments

[createthemess]

Holy crap.

Adam set us up the swan!