So we had an employee lock-in and i said to myself what do you do with go karts? you have real life mario kart. so we drove around hitting eachother with green and red water balloons and i bought ten pounds of bananas to throw at people. austin was driving behind me and i dropped a banana peel and he spun out mario kart style. then i chucked a ( Read more... )

so im talking to this girl and she says that there is no reason to try to be perfect because you can never be perfect. and i think that is a pretty stupid excuse. i am sick of people that are failures only because they let themselves become one. do you think that anybody ever became anything important because they accepted second best and didnt ( Read more... )

wise words from dad. british girls done. next up. and she is going to have to top bob sagat.

Today i guess is known as mothers day. so i had to call the woman that gave birth to me to wish her that. and that is the first time i have called her a mother in about two years because she really isnt one. mother is a title you have to earn and shes done just about everything except abandoned her own child. wait.....she did that three times ( Read more... )

i finally realized the untapped potential women once had and they refuse to loose. your probably thinking that im hurt by a certain female and i am just angry. nope, its the opposite. she helped me realize how great a woman can be and know i look back and think how every female ive met is extremely dissapointing. 30 years ago men had an entire ( Read more... )

damnit, im so fucking frustrated. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. je deteste le femme.

i dont really update much anymore. so im not going to right now.

last night was one of the best nights ive had in a while. i finally made my move to kiss amber. i was going to wait for a perfect moment but theres nothing more perfect than being with that perfect someone. all in all....shes number 2 on best of all time. which isnt too bad for a first one. ive worked 35 hours this weekend. but atleast i got ( Read more... )

dude my eyes are burning. i hate fucking inscents. i didnt spell that right but the smoke bothers the hell out of my eyes. i uhh worked today, had bass lessons, and now im working on playing rappers delight. peace out.