003 YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

[igotabigspatula]

ALRIGHT, WHO TOOK IT? YOU'VE GOT EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS TO GIVE IT BACK OR I'M COMING TO EACH AND EVERY BOAT TO FIND IT.

Comments

[bakudan_shounen]

What did you lose?

[igotabigspatula]

My spatula. Have you seen it? It's huge and silver.

[bakudan_shounen]

I've seen spatulas in the kitchen. Is yours really special?

[igotabigspatula]

Yes. It's huge

[jusenkyoed]

Wasn't me.

[igotabigspatula]

That makes you sound even more suspicious.

Do you know who it was, then?

[jusenkyoed]

Nope. Weird, what would someone want with your spatula anyway?

[thegreatataru]

You know I was just about to ask that very same question. Do you think somebody is trying to use it as some form or Ransom?

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

Ah, Ukyo, what happened?!

[igotabigspatula]

Someone took my spatula! I left it for one second and then it was gone!

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

I hope you find it...can you use another one...?

[igotabigspatula]

They don't make them that big.

[thegreatataru]

~Never fear Ataru is here! Don't worry boss! With me on the case we'll find it in no time!~

[igotabigspatula]

I'm sure.
You're not the one who took it in the first place, are you.

[thegreatataru]

What?! How could you suspect your number 1 employee?!

[igotabigspatula]

Because you're the probably the only one stupid enough to take it.

[yourkindbutcher]

A giant spatula, eh? How well does it cut through bone?

[igotabigspatula]

..Not well at all.

[yourkindbutcher]

Not well? Why else would you carry a weapon like that around?

Don't ya want to cut people up?

[igotabigspatula]

To cook with?

And no. Who wants to do that?