Yeah survey whoo
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Olive oil and apple cider vinegar
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Hardee's or Back Yard Burgers
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flat Branch
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
20 percent, or more
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Sandwiches
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Canadian bacon, mushroom, and pineapple
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
I don't eat toast much, but when I do I like banana and butter (together), or sugar, butter, and cinnamon
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A Wullffmorgenthaler drawing
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
One.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Roity-toity
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A mole
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Hmm, I have a bad tooth right now
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Your fat mom, bitch
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
If I could ? Why can't I?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green, blue, white, with accents of red
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Um. Sometimes by choice :)
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
Not directly, that I know of
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Ditto
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Kate's response: "wow. it just hit me that this survey was made by a bunch of 12 year olds."
I'm going to second that one. Of course, if you'd pay me $100 to kiss someone, I'd do it.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I'd have to think about that
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Easily.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My wallet
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes.
Q: Do have a hardwood or carpet flooring in your house?
I have some hard wood in my pants for you.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I move around
Q: Could you live with roommates?
I have, but I prefer not to.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. Don't come here and flip-flop me.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never had one.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Not fucking your ugly mom anymore.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
Delicious K-Leigh
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
George
Q: Last person who called you?
Laura, to go spinning together
Q: Person you hugged?
Hmm, a lot of people hug me. Can't remember who was the last one.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
2.718281828 (e)
Q: Season?
Phall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yeah.
Q: Mood?
Fine.
Q: Listening to?
General coffee shop ambience
Q: Watching?
This screen.
Q: Worrying about?
When your dad finds out I'm your daddy
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
My lab
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Graduate my doctorate
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
2 Seconds. It's good.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes I do, as a matter of fact.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, I am.
Olive oil and apple cider vinegar
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Hardee's or Back Yard Burgers
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Flat Branch
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
20 percent, or more
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Sandwiches
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Canadian bacon, mushroom, and pineapple
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
I don't eat toast much, but when I do I like banana and butter (together), or sugar, butter, and cinnamon
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A Wullffmorgenthaler drawing
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
One.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Roity-toity
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A mole
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
Hmm, I have a bad tooth right now
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Your fat mom, bitch
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
If I could ? Why can't I?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Green, blue, white, with accents of red
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Um. Sometimes by choice :)
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
Not directly, that I know of
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Ditto
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Kate's response: "wow. it just hit me that this survey was made by a bunch of 12 year olds."
I'm going to second that one. Of course, if you'd pay me $100 to kiss someone, I'd do it.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
I'd have to think about that
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Easily.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My wallet
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Yes.
Q: Do have a hardwood or carpet flooring in your house?
I have some hard wood in my pants for you.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I move around
Q: Could you live with roommates?
I have, but I prefer not to.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. Don't come here and flip-flop me.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Never had one.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Not fucking your ugly mom anymore.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
Delicious K-Leigh
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
George
Q: Last person who called you?
Laura, to go spinning together
Q: Person you hugged?
Hmm, a lot of people hug me. Can't remember who was the last one.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
2.718281828 (e)
Q: Season?
Phall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yeah.
Q: Mood?
Fine.
Q: Listening to?
General coffee shop ambience
Q: Watching?
This screen.
Q: Worrying about?
When your dad finds out I'm your daddy
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
My lab
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Graduate my doctorate
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
2 Seconds. It's good.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes I do, as a matter of fact.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes, I am.