We love taco's.

[igotguminmyhair]

Here I am again...I hate myself for selling my soul to this website

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[mylittle_needle]

i only saw three shooting stars.
goddamn clouds.

[flymouth]

ive been trying to get a hold of you for a couple of weeks now. funny how things turn out

[notasimpleway]

That's Griffin for ya.

[chaingangguy]

So you're asking yourself, "Why would I read the ChainGangGuy, when there's already so many other journals on my friends list?"

Here are the TOP FIVE REASONS why you should not only read this livejournal in addition to your other friends, but you should also ABANDON those other journals at your earliest convenience:

I will do this in COUNTDOWN FORMAT, to increase the suspense:

Number Five: All of CrystalPepsi's posts will be immediately deleted, regardless of content.

Number Four: I won't allow dead entries to sit around for years, begging to be euthanized, and embarrassing everyone with the smell.

Number Three: Those journals suck. Plain and simple.

Number Two: You can have really, really long fake anonymous names here like "The Guy Who Loves Jesus And Also Kills Ferrets In His Spare Time".

And the Number One reason to leave those other mopes and join the ChainGangGuy team...

Gerrit Hamilton...A LiveJournalist... who cares!

[igotguminmyhair]

Those are some pretty compelling reasons. How could I refuse a ploy like that? I'll be reading.

Who is CrystalPepsi?

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[black_monolith]

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