Duh!?!?! It's 100% not real grape juice (that's why people die when they drink it.)

[ih8ritz]

Productive is my middle name. Seriously its "A" (not really), but for now we'll just say it's productive. Monday I had an audition for Choral Union at Capital University and man did I SUCK!!! Not having sung in a choir for two years has made my already mediocre talent diminish into near nothingness. No big loss we'll see if I managed to scrape

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bite me asswhore.

[staceyerin]

kiss my mother fucking parrot feathered ass, you madonna-loving bitch.
that's right. i said it. whatcha gonna do about it??

p.s. im in nashville, and it's sooooo country-mazing. we must return together and wear hats and boots and bandana print shirts and go to honkey-tonk bars, because there are an abundance of them. i love you, i'll see you soon. byee hu-nee.

Nothing.

[ih8ritz]

I might be a Madonna-loving bitch, but you have to live the rest of your life knowing that you're a fan of that lame Buffett and all you'll ever do is follow the trails of his untalented footsteps like a parrot with your head cut off!

p.s. I would love to go to Nashville with you. 'K, BYE.

[anonymous]

u really need to update. i love you. miss u -shelly

[ih8ritz]

Thanks shells. I know I do, i'm just sooo lazy and i figured no one read it anyway. But now that i know you do, it will be updated shortly.

p.s. will you burn Wicked for me?