Hey everyone, this is Emily, Jen's lawyer. I was told to write this for Jen because, welp, she's out of commission basically. This is how the real story goes ...

Welp, it all started when Chief (her dad) wanted her to put away HIS cd cases and all his shit, and Jen didn't because Jen basically didn't think she should have to put away her dad's shit ( Read more... )

vaca is practically over :(    and i barely did anything the whole time. i'm hoping that 2005 will be amazing .. hopefully better than the last. not that 2004 was bad or anything but i just think it could be better.

tribute to some really good songs i listened to all the time in 2004

if i only had an ocean to compliment the sky. i'd pull it ( Read more... )

-----------First ____ in 2005---------

1: First thing you ate: potatoes!

2: First thing you drank: white grape juice

3: First person you laughed with: my bitch aka jordan

4: First person you toasted with: ma mom

5: First person you hugged: ma dad

6: First score you bowled: a spare

7: First shirt you wore: aeropostale cami ( Read more... )

today i didn't do much. just went shopping and got some new clothes. :-)

i'd like to say thanks to everyone who made 2004 great. hopefully 2005 will be even better.

i love my bitches and hoes <333

ima bounce motha fuckers

comment me lovies <33

ok so today emily came over. woo! what a blast! we sanatised a bathroom again! hahaha and i got a tennis ball/pillow thing and em's gonna go back and get the basketball one! and we were gonna get these matching elmo/cookie monster purses but my mom said they were weird so hey, whatev. and then we went to fridays! yummmm! em got chicken fingers ( Read more... )

yeah, if you're reading this i just think you should know that you are the fucking heartbreak i write about.

im gonna go puke now and wake up with a real cool headache

but hey, at least im a superhero and maybe one day i'll be a rubberball and leave real cool marks with sexy names on paulina's forehead ... you never know

cheers to you ( Read more... )

rocky is one amazing kid! and im going to be the godmother of his and kelly's italian babies!

but kelly, im still your hoe! haha

wiildstrawberry: just as long as kelly has white babies

itallianstal245: o dont worry about that

wiildstrawberry: ok i wont

itallianstal245: they r gonna be white italian babies

itallianstal245: italian stalion ( Read more... )

me and kelly jo are superheros!! we are batman and rodger! haha oops i mean robin! we fly over the rainbow and save hulk and then join forces with power rangers! and we are drunk....all the time! that's the only way we can save people from racoons!

we'll save anyone, after drinking time!

our theme song is "come on ride the train" but instead ( Read more... )

ok guys. im going to steal a helicoptor and land on kelly jo's roof and then shimmy down her drain pipe and climb into her window and then kidnap her and her sister and then we're going to shimmy back up the drain pipe and climb into the helicoptor and then pick up emily on the way. then we're gonna go to a liqour store and wait for some loser ( Read more... )

hmm lets see. today i was supposed to go to the tennis x-mas party at mr beatty's house but adrienne called and we decided not to. so i think im going shopping later and right now im about to eat breakfast and watch anacondas.

and i've been thinking, and i've been thinking, you know, well we've been drinking and it doesn't get us anywhere

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