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[seekingsvelte]

I was wondering if anyone knew of a good system cleanse. Not like a detox thing, but something that would empty out colon/stomach stuff that build up. Something that would clean out your system that doesn't involve a colonoscopy, lol.

Other than that, doing pretty well. Lost about 10 pounds in three weeks, gained three over the holidays, but it's

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[ohsoawful]

think thin? seriously?

[technicolorone]

are you all just going to say the same things over and over again?

Here's a new one.

[lizzvoltage]

did i mention a+ nice job?

but damn i can't get to doing that as i'd have to comment the same to every user here.

[technicolorone]

We lu Lizz. ;)

[routinier]

Sometimes when I drink coffee and smoke a pack in one sitting I get the massive shits. Thank you for reminding me to think thin....because I was thinking fat all fucking week. Jesus christ curse my massive thick head!

[lizzvoltage]

THE REMINDER WAZ SO HELPFUL IN MY EATING DISORDER

[lizzvoltage]

I'm sorry. Was there something confusing about the userinfo that led you to believe that any of us are at all interested in this kind of fucking bollocks? If so, let me know; will change.

[milkman76]

"fecal matter building up in intestines" is a myth perpetuated by companies and individuals that would like to bilk you out of your money, fyi.

Trying to speed up your gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of losing pounds is fruitless, costly, and really a dumb thing to do.

However, if thats what you are really into, I am consult with you for a low fee and help you get all that shit out. Quick like. I accept cash, money orders, and jewelry.

Remember - the higher the colonic, the greater the weight loss.

[lizzvoltage]

no its tru tho you can carry around up to 20 lbs of fecal matter and yet your abdomen is in no way distended whatsoever........ .... .... ...
you know i read somewhere that it takes in excess of 1 litre of gas to cause any physically visible bloat? the bloated, tight feeling we experience after taco bell is 90% the insides stretchin', but our gut doesn't suddenly look HUEG to others.

haha imagine if this bullshit was true. a thin woman of 5'6", 115 lbs, would buy them pills from the weird looking guy on tv, begin the program, rid herself of 22 lbs (lol) of "fecal matter building up" and all of a sudden have a 5" waist. unsupported on either side or front-to-back, as the woman had just shit out the contents of her body, the spine would sway struggling to maintain balance of the ribcage and all it contains precariously over the hipbones and anything else the "clease" couldn't "cleanse" you of... the user jerks her arms unexpectedly and the spine snaps clean between two vertebrae.

THAT
WOULD BE

SO

HAWWT

[lizzvoltage]

Not to mention apparently these twits haven't considered what'd happen to the condition of the skin if it WERE magically possible to *POOF* lose 22 lbs in notimeatall. Dude, think of the sag. Think of the flaps.

NO LIZZ TAHTS NOT TRU IT JUST MAEKS U HOT THOUGH