First Call to Tech Support

[ihasakey]

[the comm switches on, and Sari speaks, sounding very annoyed]

Hey, Bumblebee, where are you? I told you, I didn't mean to scratch your paintjob, it just sort of happened! Just ask Prowl and Optimus, they were there!

You aren't here, are you? ...That's kinda weird, I mean you were right next to me a minute ago, and then BAM! I'm in this bombed up

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[zetsubo_sensei]

I'm truly sorry, miss, but you've had the misfortune to be dragged into a world called Discedo.

[ihasakey]

Whoa, whoa, I'm on another PLANET?! What, did the Space Bridge malfunction or something?

[zetsubo_sensei]

I am afraid I do not quite understand what you are saying, but I can assure you that this is another planet. It's a very.... hopeless place, all in all.

[voice]

[ihasakey]

That's okay, most people don't know much about it.

Yeah, I can tell. The bulidings look like some one dropped a bomb on 'em.

[kickingcans]

Decepticons? Megatron? What are you talking about?

[ihasakey]

Uh, long story. Basically, the Decepticons are the bad guys and Megatron is their leader.

Oh, and they're giant robots from outer space.

[xjnine]

Not sure about any of that Decepticon stuff, but you're definitely not in Detroit anymore. Besides, if it got blown up, you probably wouldn't be standing there, would you?

[ihasakey]

Yeah, you're probably right, but I've seen weird stuff lately.

[xjnine]

Then prepare to see more. This place has a lifetime's worth of weirdness.

I should probably warn you about the chips too. They're a real pain.

[ihasakey]

I think I can handle it.

Chips? What chips are you talking about?

[skybound_love]

Detroit? Hardly, wherever that is.

[ihasakey]

Yeah, I can tell that now.

I just didn't realise it was possible to just go poof to another universe.

[skybound_love]

Nor did I, so many months ago. Yet here we are.

>>text

[only_one_sonic]

Greetings.

Subject's present location is alternate reality, or 'other universe'.

>>Planet name: Fortuna
>Continent name: Unknown
>>City name: Discedo

Discedo currently has approx. two hundred(200) residents at current date, all brought in from other realities.

Unit's estimate may be more incorrect than surmised. Unit made conservative estimate based on activity of communication network and registered movements on motion sensors.

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[ihasakey]

Only two hundred people? Man, this place is small.

>>text

[only_one_sonic]

Affirmative. As stated, unit's estimate may be off.

Circumstances prevent accurate population reports.

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[ihasakey]

What circumstances? Do people die off quickly or something?