☼ FOURTH WALL ☼

[ihasastrawhat]

WHOA!

That's a lot of people out there!

[And there's Luffy sitting in front of his window.]

Usopp? Franky, Brook, Robin, Sanji? You guys out there?

Comments

[old_man_discedo]

Git the Hell off my pavement.

[ihasastrawhat]

What? Why?

[old_man_discedo]

You youngins give me hella hang over.

[ihasastrawhat]

You've got grog?

YOU SHOULD SHARE!

[old_man_discedo]

Hell no. I stole dis from the 'lights!

[ihasastrawhat]

YOU CAN'T STEAL ALL OF IT FOR YOURSELF!

[Shaaaare.]

[old_man_discedo]

Hey.

Gonna make sure that communicator-thing-a-bob of yours turns on when your next taking a piss....

[ihasastrawhat]

What?! YOU TURNED IT ON THAT TIME?!

THAT WAS REALLY STUPID!

[old_man_discedo]

Hella funny is ya ask me.

Old man gotta get entertainment somehow and you damn kids aint leavin me alone so I gotta piss ya off somehow.

How about you go and have sex so I can turn on the thing and watch ya!

[ihasastrawhat]

Sex? What's that?

[old_man_discedo]

...

Ya see Youngin...

When a MAN loves a WOMAN...

he sticks his dinger in her thinger and they get it on...

... while I watch.

[ihasastrawhat]

Dinger? Thinger?

Like his kintama?

[old_man_discedo]

Kintama? Is that what you kids callin it these days?

I guess so. You take your kintama and put it in her peesh. Aint you kids ever get sex ed? Damn. What the hell they showin you kids these days? How to make boats? WHo the hell needs a boat when you got sex...

then again... sex on a boat can be fun. Hell yea.

Try that kid. Go get it on on a boat. And bring your communicator.

[ihasastrawhat]

What?

[...He still doesn't get it.]

[old_man_discedo]

Boy, reach between yer legs.

That's your Dinger.

That goes in-between a woman's legs.

Feels mighty good~

[ihasastrawhat]

Oh.

You're weird, old man.