☼ 4TH WALL ☼

[ihasastrawhat]

[So the moment happens when Luffy's awake, once again being bored in the living room of the Nakamapartment.

He's out of crayons today, since he broke too many. Honestly? Luffy is bored out of his mind. Just sitting here and watching everyone do everything was boring as all hell.]

Something fun needs to happen...

[...but what's that noise....?

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[thiefcat]

[Walks out into living room.]

Luffy, what's going on? It's really loud out there, I'm trying to work... [Grumbles.]

[ihasastrawhat]

I didn't do it.

[thiefcat]

I never said you did. [For once.]

[ihasastrawhat]

Good! [Cause he didn't!] Maybe it won't be so boring now!

[kitchen_smoke]

[Sanji bursts through the kitchen.]

Luffy!! We're all out of food!!

[ihasastrawhat]

WHAAAAAT?!

HOW ARE WE OUT OF FOOD?!

[kitchen_smoke]

[Points at the shelves, that are all empty.]

THERES NO LOCKS ON MY FOOD.

1/3?

[ihasastrawhat]

[Stares at the shelves.]

Oh...

[doll_for_glass]

[Yeah... creepy emotionless kid just... staring, and ellipsing, and not saying anything at all. Have fun.]

...

[ihasastrawhat]

[Uh..... POKE?]

Hello!

[doll_for_glass]

[No reaction, just like a good little doll boy. But! He does speak.]

Hello.

[It has no emotion though.]

[ihasastrawhat]

[Poke poke poke.]

Hrn...?

[WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING FACES OR ANYTHING?

....Luffy squats in front of him.]

Who are you?

[baka_jyanai]

Like what kind of fun?

1/2

[ihasastrawhat]

I dunno, some do-stuff kinda fun--

[ihasastrawhat]

CIRNOOO!!

[baka_jyanai]

Yep! Hi, Captain!

[gavemyword]

[Sorry Captain, we all know how bored you get. Still, your first mate's having himself a little lie down over on the couch. Bothersome nakama need not apply. And if that roof's about to cave in, well...]

SNORE.

[klutzyjustice]

[And this is where Tashigi runs into the room, looking very bewildered, and a little confused, and...

She stops running, takes two steps--

and trips over Zoro. Oops.]

[gavemyword]

[SNORT. B-Bu... h...

Before he can see who it is:]

OI! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO--

[Cue awkward silence as he chokes on his spit.]

[klutzyjustice]

Heyyy-- what's the big idea, sleeping on the floor like--

[Oh. Wait.

...WAIT A MINUTE.]

YOU!