It was a late October evening as I settled into the now defunct Lo-Fi cafe, prepared to see what should have been an interesting show. Unprepared however, for just how miserable certain people can make a concert. I believe the picture I used to sum up what I saw was:


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As sly as I am, I wasn't able to catch that elusive bunny on the side of the road.

Yes. Bunny. Side of road.

And one beer is not enough to cause hallucinations of a frightened bunny running away as you chase it throughout the neighborhood.

Who would have thought
That sitting on an overturned shopping cart
Counting the days it took for the snowflakes to fall
Life could feel so perfect?

Looks like I'll update here, and for the same damn reason I used to update here anyway. Go figure.

Despite my hatred for this "holiday", I have begun to accept the fact that Cupid may have the best job in the entire universe (even if he is mythical).


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This is the day I've been dreaming of for so long now. Brian's brother knocked up the most obnoxious beast known to man. Forget everything you know about Richard Simmons or The Desperate Housewives, this bitch takes the cake. She takes the cake, shoves it all up her unshaven hippie asshole, and still complains with her horrible trademark female ( Read more... )

NOW IT'S JUST SPAM!

If you are not me and have for some reason stumbled across this sentence, please guess my password. Apparently it's too easy and I need to change it, but ..... I just can't seem to care.

As far as I'm aware I'm the only person that has read this journal in the past 2 years, which means I don't need to explain the pictures in this one.


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A while back a Spanish speaking girl known as "Sylvia" added me to MSN. My initial reaction was one of apathy, but that quickly changed and I yelled at her. We hadn't spoken (Because I blocked her) for quite some time until this morning. I noticed she was online and I became curious to find out if she spoke English. What ensued was the single ( Read more... )

I'll just call it an extension of the myspace blog...

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http://orangestory.ytmnd.com/

http://theringcorpse.ytmnd.com/

http://attentionemokids.ytmnd.com/