Bowser 13 - Balls of Tripping
Normally Bowser didn't eat anything from the school. But he was hungry and didn't want to go all the way back to the airship to get something to eat and Duster some stupid kid just left a couple slices of pizza unattended in the lunchroom, so Bowser tipped them down his gullet.
He turned around and he saw Mario.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
"WHAT THE HELL," yelped Bowser.
He quickly turned away, but another figure appeared as he did so.
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
"SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL," he yelped again.
Bowser turned around, there was another Mario, and another Luigi, and Mario and Luigi and Mario and Luigi and Mario and Luigi and Mario and Luigi and Mario and Luigi.
Spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning, Mario and Luigi with disturbingly little clothing everywhere.
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
They moved in closer and closer to Bowser, arms open, ready to embrace him in their manly chests.
"It's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, it's-a me, Mari, Mary, Mommy, MARIO."
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
"Hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, hey bro, let's do this thing."
They held their arms out to Bowser to hug him and pet him and give him security and keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
"And we will call you Bowser," the red ones said.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
"Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowyer, Belome, Booster, Birdo," the green and red ones chimed together.
Bowser felt something awaken inside of him!
Bowser took the bucket off of his head and vomited inside of it.
Bowser threw up a coin!
Bowser threw up two coins!
Bowser threw up a frog coin!.
Bowser traded the frog coin for a kerokero cola! Bowser has no more room. Bowser had to throw something away.
Throw something away. Throw something. Throw away. Threw. Away. Bowser has to throw something away! Bowser threw away. Threw away Bowser. Bowser threw away Bowser? Bowser threw away Bowser! Nobody gets the kerokero cola!
Nobody drank the kerokero cola.
The red and green ones felt totally refreshed! Nobody doesn't not anti-feel unrefreshed! Fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh,
fresh
fresh
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
fresh
fresh.
Nobody picked up the Bowser! Bowser spilled his bucket of coins.
Bad Bowser, you have to go back to the tower until you can behave. Bad, bad Bowser.
Are full of passionate intensity.
[Bowser is in the cafeteria, slowly turning in circles with a terrified look on his face, he holds a now empty paper cup, having spilled it all over the floor. Occasionally he dry heaves into the cup, then tips out, though nothing is in it by this point.]