Bowser 18

[ihateplumbers]

[Private Level 4 to all Mario Characters (plus Lash), even the Lame ones like Mallow and Mario and Flurry but MINUS all of the people that Bowser knows are crazy. Crazy people include: Luigi and Kamek. He hasn't figured out if anyone else has gone bonkers or not yet

Comments

[not_a_tadpole]

You already know who I am.

[ihateplumbers]

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, CREAMPUFF.

[not_a_tadpole]

FINE. My name is Mallow and I want to be a good ruler for my people one day.

[ihateplumbers]

Congratulations, you are not hopped up on crazyjuice like half the school.

Good for you.

[afrokind]

...aren't you married to Princess Peach?

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[ihateplumbers]

WHAT

[ihateplumbers]

Uh I was for like five minutes but I guess it didn't count.

So you have no idea who I am.

[afrokind]

Lord Bowser the XIII, heir to the Mushroom Kingdom after marrying Princess Peach a few years ago, sir! I take your classes! I love Etiquette!

And, isn't she like, pregnant with your child?

[sportsflower]

1. Princess Daisy Flora.
2. To punch you in the face.

[ihateplumbers]

Congratulations on you being you're regular, lovely, charming self.

[sportsflower]

Likewise.

So any idea what the hell is happening here?

[ihateplumbers]

Someone spiked the icecream, I have no idea. Didn't somebody poison the cookies once?

Luigi thinks he's Mr. L again. Kamek, I don't even know what he thinks he is.

[mailcalltime]

1. Pvt. Parakarry Paretta

2. To loyally serve you and help defend my homeland from any threats.

[ihateplumbers]

Thank you.

[Private Level 4]

Wonderful and perfectly correct answers, private.

I would like to have you renew your contract with me, please come by tomorrow morning to sign up for another ten years of faithful service.

[mailcalltime]

I could of sworn I renewed my contract in October but I'll be sure to stop by bright and early, Your Highness.

Is there anything else you need, Sir?

Oh my god I love being a dick

[ihateplumbers]

The paperwork's been lost, it needs to be filled out again.

And, why, yes. Yes, in fact. There should be a mail office on the school grounds. It's run by really at this moment I have no idea who runs it but that doesn't matter a no-good do-gooder who's crossed my path a few times. One of Mario's little circle.

The place needs trashed. My son is fond of painting things. Why don't you take a few paint cans, then... redecorate?

Carve your name into a countertop or something while you're at it.

[tattlemethis]

1. The Shadow Queen, you mangy turtle.
2. To cover this world in darkness, and rule absolutely for all time.

[ihateplumbers]

::Doesn't reply, just quietly marks you down as "CRAZY AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" on his little list, thanks for being crazy, Goombella::