Is it just me or does motivation become an increasingly scarce resource as the semester draws to a close? While the Economist would say that motivation increases in value as the supply drops, I'm a philosophy major and I think otherwise. I think General Education courses can go fuck themselves a priori style. On the bright side the semester ends ( Read more... )

I should be doing something... but not this. Not updating. Not yet. It's not that time of the month ( Read more... )

I should be packing now. If you’re reading this you probably have better things to be doing too. How wonderful procrastination is when there’s always tomorrow ( Read more... )

Well, not really. I'm just updating - don't get too excited. I enjoyed myself so much during my last several updates that I thought to commit myself to this grotesque trend. Unfortunately for you, my dear reader, I'm only able to withstand brief jaunts with masochism ( Read more... )

All right, so maybe it’s not quite that bad. Albeit it depends what you consider “bad”, or how the word manifests itself in your non-neutrally biased mind ( Read more... )

For those of you who read my last update and who will eventually read this update, I salute you. The lack of creativity and grammatical accuracy I've been exhibiting lately makes the Times New Roman font that I'm using look like a Picasso painting in comparison. In a fit of boredom and unproductively today I decided to read some of my past ( Read more... )

Before you start to read this, hold these words in the back of your mind as you traverse my tangled literary web of woeful tales: I am amazing. Not only can I destroy automotive technology with my chi, I also got a job. Are you convinced yet? If not, keep reading ( Read more... )

Well today was going as you'd expect your average Friday to go. Then I got hit in the eye with a racquetball. Then I went to the ER and was told I have several large scratches on the cornea and internal bleeding inside of the eye ( Read more... )

So for the first time in my life, I’m writing a letter of complaint to a fast food company. I thought I’d share it with all of you ( Read more... )

So the big question right now is: how is carpal tunnel surgery? I could be long winded and describe the excruciating pain subsequent to the surgery, but I'll leave you with a simple holistic word that encompasses the entire process: sucks. I'm glad something I learned in third grade carries over as such as an essential portion of my everyday ( Read more... )