i attended an alcoholic meeting and drank little shot capfuls of water with james, and rolled around danielles toy truck on the desk.

sally, kammie, chelsea and myself sat in a bathroom stall and the whole time i just farted on kammie then we went to carls jr and got cool kid cups

me and alexa swam in her jacuzzi with balloons and ate pringles ( Read more... )

HERE IS MY STORY OF EVENTS

(1) alexa and myself ran about the streets pretending we were ponies with ballet slippers and cowboy boots. then danced to rolling stones and spun around in circles. (2) i colored little eggies with danielle and sashelle and hid the eggs under the table, in cabinets, in the bathtub, under the bed in a hotel in las vegas  ( Read more... )

today i went to the doctors office and had to pee in a cup, take off my pants and underwear, bend over and touch my toes with a gown on, then wipe my excess urine off my leg with a sanitary moist toilette. the process was getting close to the end, the doctor read part of my results and then left me in the room with myself and my pee cup (assuming ( Read more... )

rented motel, played in yellow bubble bath water with raft, brandy came along, and so did beer, played in closet, ate fries off the floor.
made a lion king tent in my room and told ghost stories with sashelle.

fucked shit up.

"rattles his dick at you." quote from my mama teaching me self defense

played follow the leader on train tracks with sally and sashelle, ate twinkies with trevor pai and james at park , played with little boys that wanted to spoon me , folded up pizza to make vibrators, played with pinky and keeper (my new friends), sashelle ran into a highchair ( Read more... )

THE POTATO IS THE SADDEST FOOD. A STAPLE OF THE POOR. TOO HEAVILY RELIED UPON. A STARCHY HEART SIZED LUMP FEEDING A CRITICAL POPULATION EXPLOSION. I HATE THE POTATO. POOR LITTLE BROWN GUYS STUCK LIVING IN THE DIRT LIKE HALF THIS FUCKING PLANET. THE POOR WERE TRICKED INTO BECOMING MASS POTATO EATERS TO CHEAPLY FEED THEM AND CAUSE THEM TO MULTIPLY. ( Read more... )

plane trip to new york ( Read more... )

I'VE ate cherrios, watched cartoons, me and alexa spit water at each other in a grocery bathroom and slipped around and pretended to be in the ice capades. i'm going back and forth from joy division's,ceremony to gg allin's, bite it and then occasionally to aqua's barbie girl song. cause it makes me happy and then i get an excess amount of ( Read more... )

Nima and I built tents and made our own village under the sink and behind the curtains in a hotel room , we filled the sink up with ice cubes and tobacco and pretended it was a river and swam in it. We lived in our village for  3 days and 2 hours until the tenants in the village next door complained about our obscure lifestyle and called 911. so ( Read more... )

ANNOUNCEMENT ( Read more... )