a friend who use to work at a store in the mall said people use to go to the bathroom in the fitting rooms. this was at the limited. can you imagine? who in the world would do that ( Read more... )

this is a good one...my mom says "oh crumb". i love it.

i had to sit through my ridiculous 4 hour schoolcraft class today all the while developing a horrific headache because for SOME REASON the room reeked of urine. yep. why? who knows but schoolcraft is on my list for places never to go again when this class is done ( Read more... )

well, red oaks has been keeping me on my toes ( Read more... )

not to brag or anything but i just got a personal email from jon foreman. he needs my help for a global mission.

the boy i babysit called me a dog tonight and pet my hair.

i got my hair cut! a whopping 3.5 inches. i had trouble breathing through the process. ok, not really. do you really think i'm that vain?

you know how when you're trying to remember a person's name you go,
"oh, what's her name?"

apparently my dad says "oh, what's her jaws?"

call this number:

2 4 8 - 2 6 2 - 6 8 6 1

[ it's just a recording ]

so i said to the old man working at red oaks, "what is that cast for on your hand?"

he said, "oh, i cut my finger off yesterday. i decided to look for my finger today and sure enough i found it under the saw where i cut it off. here it is."

then the old man pulled his finger out of his pocket and showed it unto me.

go here now

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

a church service is always guaranteed to be more interesting when a 15 foot flame of fire is surprisingly shot from a seemingly normal box on the stage ( Read more... )