...what. What sort of mad woman calls someone up to rant about kittens and dresses? You have no right to speak to me in such a way! I will punch all the kittens I wish! Should I wish to! At least it is not greasy fornication as is your wont!
"Ohmygod, GROW UP! Really? You sound like a five-year-old! I mean, really, what's next, are you going to complain that I started it? And excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me if you're so jealous of other people having a sex life, which I wouldn't be telling you about in the first place but it's cute that you flatter yourself that I would. So ha."
That's some awesome junior-detective work there, Steph, calling the wrong person back.
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...what. What sort of mad woman calls someone up to rant about kittens and dresses? You have no right to speak to me in such a way! I will punch all the kittens I wish! Should I wish to! At least it is not greasy fornication as is your wont!
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"Ohmygod, GROW UP! Really? You sound like a five-year-old! I mean, really, what's next, are you going to complain that I started it? And excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me if you're so jealous of other people having a sex life, which I wouldn't be telling you about in the first place but it's cute that you flatter yourself that I would. So ha."
That's some awesome junior-detective work there, Steph, calling the wrong person back.
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