I'll make a real update sooner or later.

Bonka has the biggest penis.

I drank a TAD too much tea when I woke up from my 20 minute nap today...so I am still awake. Look at how stupid I am ( Read more... )

My body hates me ( Read more... )

I'm sorry.

I'll give you hand job if you give me a burrito.

Any one of you.

I want a fucking bean burrito! And some FUCKIN WAFFLES.

Shit. If I got my hands on some waffles with syrup right now, well, they would be sticky. BUT, I would be happy.

Sometimes, I just sit back and look at things and go woah. What has my life become? What will it be tomorrow compared to what it was yesterday? Why are things the way they are? Why do you want to be around me? When shit hits the fan, what side am I standing on? When will things seem perfect? How come I can't live your life and you live mine ( Read more... )

I copied BOBka. I love calling you that. BOBka. Bonka is fun enough, but BOBka...it flows like...like...shut up.

http://www.comclub.org/lj/fsquiz.php

You bitches need to update more often. I'm bored just sitting here, reading old updates...or pointless updates by the same people all the time.

I mean, fuck...why the hell do I even have an lj?

So, update! Sucka!

Why am I awake?

Why body, oh why do you hate me?

What's everyone doing this weekend? I'm sure I already know because I'll be with you or I won't...and if I'm not, than I already asked. But I just wanna know.

You know what? DAMN I NEED SOME SLEEP!