A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk was rushed in. She had a purple mohawk, a variety of tattoos and torn fishnets. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it was a tattoo reading, "Keep off the grass." After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
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staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and
above it was a tattoo reading, "Keep off the grass." After
the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note
to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
-jessie
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