Comments | ihavethecancer: why don't you...

ihavethecancer

why don't you...

Apr 23, 2006 15:00

...be deliberate?

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imallama April 24 2006, 00:13:39 UTC

that's NOT what i imagined your house looking like. my whole world has been turned upside down.

call him out of ceramics, take him to the local in n out burger, sit him down and buy him a strawberry milkshake, tell him that you're not really gay, but that you and one of your closest girl friends will still go to prom with him.

ihavethecancer April 25 2006, 00:45:19 UTC

fuck! i forgot about prom. whatever, i'll make him take us, he'll do anything i say.

deuceswild April 24 2006, 08:23:05 UTC

Take them off your Top 8 on myspace and change your status back to single, then wait for them to figure it out.

ihavethecancer April 25 2006, 00:47:49 UTC

this is probably the best and most pargamatic advice i have ever received. you're amazing.