fuck walmart. wanna know why? because i walked out with $20 less than i had when i went in, and i for the first five seconds out of the door, i had no idea what i spent all of that money on. apparently i bought an air freshner for my car, bulbs to fix my brake lights, and two movies. upside, i bought to wong fu: thanks for everything, julie newmar ( Read more... )

update: you are not on the "jared/subway" diet if you order and eat three footlong meatball sandwhiches.

additionally,

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

( the lesbian one )

someone buy music midtown tickets with me now, because I know all of you fucks have seen the Pixies, but it's my turn now. please? read also: Lou Reed ( Read more... )

fuck. I am so sad.

be nice to your cars.

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fuck today.

We drove through Alabama listening to Dylan like there was no other way, and we were all laid back in the seats ‘til we were comfortable, legs propped up on the passenger dash or one leg curled up in the drivers seat one foot near the brake, cruise control on ninety-five all the way to Mobile. Clouds were shades of pink and green, either mere ( Read more... )

Sasha, I hope you read this. we have a meeting with Brian at 11:45am tomorrow to discuss our project, please bring what you have written, if you have written anything, of the story, cause we're supposed to have everything we've done with us. also, that Ian kid is in our group now, because he likes interpol and the pixies (thanks to casey, ( Read more... )

casey and I were walking when the world started to fall apart.