Dear Theater Goers of America

[iheartar]

If you are going to sneak food into the theater, at least have a minimal amount of human decency and take your mother fucking garbage out when you leave.

Thank you,
The Managment

Comments

[cetology]

Sometimes I leave my fudge wrapper on the floor, but I am actually just forgetting it's there, not knowledgeably forsaking all human decency

p.s. Your current music contains an interesting combination of animals

p.s.s. Is that a Watchmen layout? Or whatever that Watchmen thing is called.

[iheartar]

There is certainly a difference between a dropped candy wrapper and an entire bag full of tootsie roll papers or a meals worth of Taco Bell garbage.

I especially love it when people perch their half full popcorn bags on top of their folded seat for us. What do they think we're going to do? Recycle it?

p.s.s. Yes, Watchmennnn....can you tell how exciteddddd?

[cetology]

p.s.s.s. Actually, disregard p.s.s., as I just noticed that it says it's a watchmen layout somewhere on your layout. Fantastic!

[cetology]

p.s.s.s.s. Now I'm just trying to spam your LJ with small mexican amphibians

[iheartar]

I see your creep, and raise you one creep.